Shappy Seasholtz grew up in Dayton, Ohio. In 4th grade his teacher
would let him re-enact Popeye cartoons in front of the class. At this
time, he was also producing a grade school gossip rag called Nosey News.
Many times Shappy would be pelted with dodge balls for his "journalistic
In 9th grade Shappy ran for class president as a joke and won. This was
his first taste of nerd power.
In high school Shappy was voted "Most Swinging Guy" and played in a punk
band called Your Form Of Government. He also started acting at this time
and had success as competitor on the speech team. (Perhaps a prelude to
Shappy attended Eastern Michigan University on a speech scholarship and
went on to win two National Forensics titles in After Dinner speaking and
Dramatic Duo. He also acted and directed several plays including Pop
Manifesto (a one-act play Shappy wrote in which all of the dialogue was
commercial jingles) which won Shappy an undergraduate Symposium Award.
He also drank a lot of beer.
After college, Shappy joined The Great Theatre Migration of 91 to Chicago.
He formed several theatre companies with his college buddies and wrote and
performed his own material. One show was a throwback to the Living
Newspaper of the depression era in which current events were acted out on
stage called Every Speck Of Dust That Falls To Earth. Shappy also worked
with members of the Neo-futurists for a musical about Quantum Physics.
Shappy eventually discovered the Poetry Slam at The Green Mill and wound
up being taped (and bleeped twice) for CNN. He won a slam and ended up
touring with Lollapalooza 1994, spreading the word of Nerd Power and
making lots of friends along the way. The next year he "Shappy-roned" the
first ever Austin slam team to the Nationals and has been an honorary
Austin poet ever since, performing at nearly every South by Southwest the
last 8 years.
Shappy then tried his schtick in the Chicago comedy scene. He hosted his
own live talk show (Nite Cap with Shap) and appeared in the Chicago Comedy
Festival 4 times including the Neil Hamburger Show. He also appeared
regularly at Midnight Bible School at the legendary Second City.
Shappy has competed at a National Poetry Slam only once so far for the Mad
Bar team in 2000. He made it as far as the Individual Semis and was asked
to perform in Denmark with Beau Sia and Shayne Koyczan.
Shappy has had 2 books published by Kapow! Press including Little Book Of
Ass which won a Firecracker Award for best poetry in 2000. He also has a
CD called Poet/Comedian/Asshole available.
He now resides in NYC pursuing all things fun and poetic. In the 6 months
he has been in New York he has performed at several colleges, slammed
Soundheim lyrics at Joe's Pub, improved with the Upright Citizen's
Brigade, auditioned for Mad TV and can be found bartending at Bob Holman's
latest venture, The Bowery Poetry Club.
In his spare time Shappy plays Scrabble with his super-hot girlfriend
Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz, reads lots of comic books and dreams of one day
owning a crime-solving wiener dog named Wallingford.
©2002 by Shappy
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